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Saad Hariri hits east and south

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Son of assasinated PM and head of Lebanon’s largest parliamentary bloc hits back at Assad, while keeping an angry eye on Isreal. “The Syrian regime is exploiting the blood of Qana and Gaza and Baghdad to bring sedition to Lebanon, Palestine and Iraq. the Muhajereen Palace now deserves to be called the ‘Mutajereen’ palace.”

‘Muhajereen’ is the presidential palace in Damascus, while ‘Mutajereen’ means exploiters.

Hariri ralied Lebanese to stand behind their goverment, and resist all foreign attempts to destabalize the country. Hariri seems to be expressing widespread anger following Bashar Assad’s bizzare speach, durring which the latter called Lebanese pro-democrats ‘traitors’, and was acompanied with a ‘spontenous’ response from a Lebanese lady which was transmitted at studio quality.

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August 17, 2006 at 12:27 pm

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The mouse that roared

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Just had a quick tour of Lebanese blogs to get their impressions of Assad’s speech. Interesting:

http://peacemiddleeast.blogspot.com/2006/08/assads-shame-and-sham.html

http://beirutspring.blogspot.com/2006/08/hot-air-from-bashar.html

http://jeansouc.blogspot.com/2006/08/al-assad-calls-cedar-revolution.html

http://lebop.blogspot.com/2006/08/where-we-stand-right-now.html

Looks like his recent performance was not exactly a blockbuster in Beirut. And while we’re at it, not everyone’s as happy with Sayed Hassan as the media claims.
I’ve once heard it said that in ’73, when Sa’adat felt his popularity dimming, he tried to boost it by illiminating Israel. When that failed, in ’77 he did the peace thing for the same reasons. Is Assad trying to play the same game? Problem is, he’s not really in the same league, is he? He doesn’t even measure up to his dad. I mean, Hafez was a nasty sonofabitch, but at least he had some style..

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August 17, 2006 at 1:48 am

Undead victims

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This came in the mail:

kana undead

As I said, the truth is bad enough.

Sorry, no details. Elighten me if you will..

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August 16, 2006 at 2:50 pm

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Kia huritau ki a koe!

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August 16, 2006 at 12:46 pm

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Plan for war, act for peace

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Sean says Lebanon was an American test case for Iran (thanks, RenegadeEye).

I’ve been hearing this line for some time now. The basic argument is that Israel had a drawer full of war plans, approved by the Bush administration, waiting for an excuse.

One caveat: its always the military’s job to plan for any scenario, particularly the worst case ones. It’s the diplomats job to avoid these scenarios. In the case at hand, both have failed miserably. Everyone knew that Hezbollah was a rising threat. The diplomats did not do enough to dismantle it peacefully, the military did not plan well enough to handle it by force – if and when that becomes inevitable. Most of all, the government failed in weighing the available options.

Cut to Syria and Iran. I’m sure both Israel and the US have rooms full of plans for the case of a war with either or both. I hope these plans are more intelligent than those they had for the Hezbollah, and I hope they have the intelligence to keep them in the vault.

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August 16, 2006 at 11:16 am

three voices

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These three articles appeared in Ha’aretz today, Israel’s equivalent of the Guardian. Nadim Shehadi repeats some of the arguments I’ve  heard from him, though thankfully without most of the unnecessary provocations. He does repeat ‘If this is what it takes to sustain Israel, then better do without it’, but in this context it sounds more like a call for rethinking about the premise rather than a conclusion. If Israel does not want to make itself scarce, it should re-conceptualise its relationship with its neighbors.

Just as Nadim turns a harsh mirror in Israel’s face, so does Riad Ali turns the same mirror towards the Arab world. Aren’t we bored from always blaming Israel? Having Israel as the perpetual rag doll to kick around is a recipe for stagnation. It precludes critical debate about the direction the middle east should take. Poverty? get rid of Israel, then we’ll talk. Intolerance? ditto. Abuse of civil rights? you got it.

In fact, these two views complement more than they collide. If there’s any hope of a positive outcome from this war, it’s the realization that the old ways don’t work. No one wins a war. Any war. There’s only those that loose and those that loose more. I can’t recall a better demonstration of this principle. However, those who see themselves as winners rarely reflect. Japan and Germany rebuilt their national identity and values from the ground up after loosing WW-II, the USA is still stuck in the cowboy era. The Palestinians (and I’m quoting Nadim here) modelled their national institutes after the Zionist pre-state. Why? Because they lost, so they imitated the winners. Unfortunately for all, they missed a few critical details, but they’re catching up. Have you noticed that the Palestinian authority is the only Arab state but Israel where the ruling party LOST an election?

In this war, both sides will claim victory – but both know deep inside they lost. Israel was unable to disarm the Hezbollah by force, or to stop its rockets. Hezbollah  was unable to force Israel to negotiate on its terms, or to legitimise its military presence in the south.

Insha’alla, both sides will now ask the hard questions and find the right answers. The third article, by Yoel Marcus, looks like the first drop of rain on the Israeli side. Inter alia, Amir Peretz said today that its time to talk to Syria.

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/750500.html

Israel should pack up and go
By Nadim Shehadi

What is the logic that will emerge from this war? If Israel can exist only by destroying the neighborhood, then it’s time to declare it a failed state. The Zionist dream has turned into a nightmare and is not viable. If the future holds more of the same, then the time has come to reconsider the whole project. Every state has a duty to defend its citizens, but also it has a duty to provide them with security and the two are different. The prospects are for more destruction, fanaticism, violence and hatred. No unilateral separation can isolate Israel from this, nor can the region or the world live with the consequences. This seems to be the only choice, and Israel must do itself and others a favor and go away.

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/750501.html

It’s time to open your eyes
By Riad Ali

I know that many people in the Arab and Muslim world, including Arab citizens of Israel, believe with every fiber of their being in the conspiracy theory. According to them, the hand of Israel and the West is everywhere. Israel is the mother of all evil and the root of all the problems in our region. I am not among those who say that Israel and the West are as pure as the driven snow, but I ask “the blind by choice” in the Muslim world: Who had an interest in destroying Hariri’s vision? Who was threatened by the rays of light that came from Lebanon? Who did not want Lebanon to be an oasis in the heart of the dictatorships, most of which had begun to be moldy and malodorous? Israel, the United States, France, Britain? Or rather Syria, Iran and Hezbollah?

http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/750506.html

We simply blew it
By Yoel Marcus

The cease-fire has caught us in the worst possible position: We didn’t win and we didn’t lose. We simply blew it. It was a war with too many people being led and no one leading; a war with too much bluff and bluster at the top; a war with too many Churchillian speeches and not enough thinking about what we were trying to achieve and where we were heading.

What makes an army – or its chief of staff, to be exact – get up one fine morning and persuade a semi-rookie government to launch an all-out war at the drop of a hat because two of our soldiers were kidnapped? How did a whole country get sucked into this thing, without an organized plan, without a defined objective, without calculating how it would end, without giving thought to the costs and the damage that would be inflicted, without knowing how long it would last and what constituted a victory?

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August 16, 2006 at 1:56 am

Alba, the fluorescent green bunny

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Is she art or animal?

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August 15, 2006 at 1:38 pm

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